You may already be familiar with our love of amusement parks–so much that once upon a time back before we had kids and were better rested, we took a trip to Sandusky, Ohio to play at Cedar Point for the day. The self-proclaimed Roller Coaster Capital of the World. Back then, we went full-tilt open-to-close, all day mania and weren’t satisfied until we left with concussive head trauma.

Clearly a repeat visit was in order.

With Nana and Grandpa in tow, it was time to scare the bejesus out of our children. Like any good parent should.

We started out small

But pretty soon we had to turn up the heat

For reference, that’s Morgan and Ben in the front row of the Corkscrew. CHARGER.

Bottom line, we rocked that place up the amusement park and down the water park and every which way in between.

And by now we all know about Noah’s penchant for head gear

Bottom line, an amazing time was had by all and rest assured, we all left with a few less brain cells than we came with. And one less front tooth.